Gonski Smonski

What's all this shit about Gonski? Something about education, apparently. Wot a load of bollocks. Australia is a country that pays millions of tax payer dollars to Catholic schools that teach its victims to worship a walking corpse, a zombie. We give millions of dollars to Exclusive Brethren schools who deny their victims the right to watch television and learn about evolution and science and anything that challenges their archaic view of life. Moronity is passed on from generation to generation, each generation as moronic as the previous generation.

Same with Muslim schools. We pay Muslim schools to teach their victims that Mohammed rode from Medina to Jerusalem on a flying horse. A flying horse, f'r fucks sake. Then he rode another horse up to heaven. Sure it wasn't a flying elephant?

We allow Scientology to teach its victims their ancestors arrived on Earth 75 million years ago, transported from a distant galaxy in converted DC9 aircraft by an evil warlord called Xenu. Xenu dropped his victims into volcanoes and blew them up with hydrogen bombs and as a result, body parts, thetans, are sticking to you. For $35,000 The Church of Scientology will scrub you clean of body thetans.

For this, the Church of Scientology gets tax free status.

Don't talk to me about advanced education. Australia is a country that encourages incorrigible rogues to fill the minds of children with unadulterated shit, excrement.